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Anonymous asked: Share ten facts about yourself and then pass this onto your ten favourite followers :)

jokerose:

1.) i have this tumblr crush and its terrible
2.) i have a presentation tomorrow and im scared out my mind
3.) i still wear slippers legit everywhere
4.) i still have a ty beany baby from when i was two years old. She is my best friend
5.) i will wear short shorts in negative zero degrees try to fuckin stop me
6.) i work at mcdonalds and…thats great.
7.) sex songs are literally my favorite songs. Dont know why.
8.) i hate texting my crush because its a damn pain
9.) if anyone were to be just as excited about something like me i would marry them
10.) i can wiggle my toes enough to do the wave with them

1. I’ve been tumbling for almost a year and I still don’t know wtf is going on
2. I no loner have feeling in the tip of my left middle finger
3. I enjoy walkin around outside barefoot. I’ve traveled a few miles away from the house without shoes.
4. I’m actually really temperamental.
5. I love pot but I don’t smoke (once a year, even then its a long shot)6. Still not completely over my dog going M.I.A.
7. I LOVE ice cream.
8. Once upon a time I wanted to be a chef, so in the kitchen I can hold my own
9. I can move my ears without touching them.
10. I can twitch my nose sort of like a rabbit or some kind of rodent.

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lalondes-wonking:

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This is for you, Nose Anon!

Honestly, I suck at tutorials. I really, really do. This is my first one since…forever ago [and back then I sucked worse so that doesn’t even count] and it was kind of just a quick “Let’s see what I DO know and see if I have any idea how to convey that coherently, or maybe it’ll just explode in my face”

SO HERE YOU GO! All I know about drawing noses freehand in an almost-tutorial…ish…thing. Maybe.

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Workin hard on stuff.

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psych2go:

You can find more facts psych2go

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cineraria:

How to Fold a Shirt in Under 2 Seconds - YouTube
伊東家の食卓

I just did this. Legit.

the fuck

Clearly this is black magic at work here

been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way

WHAT THE SHIT

MY GOD I NEEDED THIS SO MUCH

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i feel gods light inside me

Took em long enough. The creator of Incredible wanted the sequel done his way, he wouldn’t do it otherwise, looks like he got his way.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i feel gods light inside me

Took em long enough. The creator of Incredible wanted the sequel done his way, he wouldn’t do it otherwise, looks like he got his way.

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Somethin I saw on facebook but it’s totally relevant

"Suicide doesn’t end the chances of life getting worse, suicide eliminates the chance of life getting better."

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SHUT YOUR

MOUTH

comma

I CANNOT PHYSICALLY BREATHE

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